teathattast:

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woodwool:

pepsi for grandpa

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manaohu:

not really any memorable context he just said that

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dorfs:

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catchymemes:

greelin:

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

byjove:

byjove:

ninjaduckpirategoose:

byjove:

byjove:

byjove:

CREATURE????

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

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ireniggg:

Keep it real:

If I threw a “Black Ops 3” concert

would you come?

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msburgundy-deactivated20230304:

pwout-deactivated20230202:

more girls should be complete losers

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anasauruss:

cat falling off table

2022

acrylic on canvas

30 x 40 cm

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abimee:

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coughloop:

ghost-cassette:

campyvillain:

i don’t care if it’s fake this is literally a top ten batman twitter moment for me

The gum placement makes it look like Batman and the Joker are kissing

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obamaphoner:

xxredwoodxx:

brucebocchi:

great job everyone

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